Little gorillaz stories

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mandi
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2D : can u read me go dog go?
Murdoc : no..get someone else to
2D : BUT I LOVE U MURDOC!!!!


2Ds other names: 'F' '123' '123F'


2D : i live on that street. *points at a cloud*
Murdoc: *punches him*


Murdoc : 2D UR LEMONADE TASTES LIKE PEE
2D : ..it wuz my pee!..
Murdoc : *punches him*
Mandi : *appears*
2D : ..looks i drews da red car..*holds up picture*
Murdoc : WHAT THE HELL *punches him harder*
Mandi : 0_o...


2D : its christmas but no ones here..*starts crying*
Inuyasha : *crashes thru window* MERRY FREAKIN CHRISTMAS
2D : SANTA?!?!?!
Inuyasha : dont u watch tv?! im not santa im--
2D : *wraps him in lights*
Inuyasha : U BASTARD I HATE U
2D : thats ok everyone does =3
Inuyasha : the lights are hurting me..
2D : but u is pretty now! =3
Mandi : *spying on them thru window* magical..


2D : *on phone with murdoc* GJSKJSFYGJDYIKDTUKDKSSYHKHKD
Murdoc : what the hell does that mean
2D : *starts screaming*
Murdoc : SHUT UP
2D : *still screaming*
Murdoc : SHUT UP *hangs up*
2D : hmm? *cries*



2D : *gets really angry* UR MY BEST FRIEND MURDOC!!
Murdoc : 0_o
2D : *gets angrier* YEAH I LOVE U!! *screams really loud*
Murdoc : SHUT UP!!! STOP SCREAMING!!!!
2D : COME HERE AND GIMME A HUG BUDDY!!!!
Murdoc : *runs*
2D : *chases him screaming*



2D : but murdoc..i wanted lucky charms..
Murdoc : well too bad. just eat ur cheerios.
2D : but..i dont like them! I DONT LIKE THEM!!! *cries*



2D : yes u can
Murdoc : no u cant
2D : yes u can
Murdoc : no u cant
2D : yes u can
Murdoc : no u cant
2D : yes u can
Murdoc : no u cant
2D : yes u can
Murdoc : this is going NOWHERE
2D :  *falls over and cries*


OMGITSQUIET2D:

Murdoc : why dont u ever say anything
2D : ...
Murdoc : JUST SAY SUMTHIN!!
2D : ...
Murdoc : OH GEEZ!! JUST ANYTHNG!!  
2D : ...
Murdoc : i mean anything..i luv u muds, i dont care!!
2D : ....
Murdoc : STOP BEING QUIET!!  *punches him*
2D : .....i luv u muds....
Murdoc :  ok nvm i changed my mind  *punches him again*
2D : ...


Murdoc : 2D!! BEND OVER!!
2D : wha-wha-who-what are you going to-
Murdoc : BEND OVER DAMMIT!!
2D : Waaaaahhhuhuhuhhh......
Murdoc : *chews on his ass*


Interviwer : do u like..hot dogs?
2D : *all smiley and cute* mmhmm. =3
Interveiwer : do u like..cake?
2D : mmhmm. =3
Interviewer : do u like..murdoc?
2D : YES! i wuvv him! =3
Interviewer : but does he love u back?
2D : nuh-uh...


Murdoc : 2D what did u do with my clothes i left on the counter
2D : I THREW THEM ANGRILY ON THE FLOOR
Murdoc : no really what did u do with them
2D : I THREW THEM ANGRILY ON THE FLOOR
Murdoc : SERIOUSLY..i mean it..
2D : I THREW THEM ANGRILY ON THE FLOOR
Murdoc : IM REALLY STARTIN TO GET PISSED NOW...WHERE DID U PUT MY CLOTHES?!?!?!
2D : I THREW THEM ANGR--- *murdoc beats him*


2D : POIT
Murdoc : ....
2D : @_@
Murdoc : U want some cheese i know it
2D : *curled up in  corner*  NRHRHRNNHRHRN
Murdoc : Yeah..i thought so *grates cheese over his head*
2D : *drools* NYARRRRREE



2D : LOADING PORN
Murdoc : YEAH U WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDNT U  *takes off pants*
2D :   WHAT--I MEANT--NVM THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN WHAT I WUZ THINKIN OFF



2D : *looking at a little weed growing out of a crack in the sidewalk* nice to meet u.   
Murdoc : *walks past him* OMFG what is ur PROBLEM  *smashes 2Ds face into the weed*
2D :  *gets up* aww, i killed u ....  *bleeds all over the place*


Murdoc : u are FILTH
2D : no im 2D
Murdoc : i didnt mean that..i mea--
2D : NO MUDS!! U ARE FILTH!! SEXY FANCY FILTHY!!


2D : et fouf
Murdoc : umm...tou...deuz...WHAT
2D : OEUF A TOUT!!  OEUF A TOUT!!
Murdoc : WTF ARE U TRYING TO SAY U ASSHOLE
2D : OOEEUUFF AAA TOOOUUTTT


2D : *grabs his ass* OMFG MY ASS IS SO FIRM!! quick muds grab my ass!!
Murdoc : WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANNA DO THAT
2D : JUST GRAB IT
Murdoc : OH WTF *grabs 2Ds ass*
2D : .....8D
Murdoc : THERES SOMETHING SO WRONG WITH U


Murdoc : me + you = .....
2D : WOAH DUDE...CALM DOWN...what are u tryin to start here...


Murdoc : *gives 2D a shovel* u better scrape that grease off the floor
2D : i didnt do it... *goes innocent and cute*
Murdoc : OMFG UR SO FUCKIN CUTE WHEN U DO THAT STOP IT FINE U DONT HAVE TO
2D : *goes cuter*
Murdoc : *dies*


Murdoc : u want ME
2D : OH GOD YEAH


*murdoc tickling 2D*  aww how cute...wait...no...UH OH...OH GOD!! OMFG THATS GONNA GO SOMEWHERE!!...



*theres a little kids family b-day*
Family : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!  *singing happy birthday*
2D :  *pounce*  WOW!! *sings*
*everyone stares at him*
2D : ...i just wanted to be part of the moment... *walks away all sad*
*theres a giant crash comming from the kitchen*
Kid : WHAT ARE YOU DOING
2D :  *looks mental and drooling and raiding cabinets for pills and booze*  WHERE ARE THEY
Kid : ..what..
2D : LOOK AT ME!! WHAT DO THINK I NEED???
Kid : a hug! mr. scarey man  *hugs 2D*
2D :  *calms down and lies on floor*



Murdoc : DO IT REAL HARD
2D : ..and u mean...what do u mean..by that..



2D : *tries to run down stairs but trips over loose sock and falls and smashes face into concrete and breaks ankle and is scraped open lying on the ground bleeding everywhere really bad* hey that kinda hurt.



"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
   - *2D and Muds* Muds is sweaty, 2D just thinks its sexier.



2D : BLINDED BY SEXY STEAMING HOTNESS *THRUST*
Murdoc : ...this is intense *stares and drools*



2D : OMFGURSOFAT *bitch slaps belly*
Me : ow that wuz mean *cripples over and moans*




Murdoc : the opposite of black is--
2D : WHITE!! WHITE!! OMG ITS WHITE!! *pounce*
Murdoc : no. *hits him with a frying pan*



Me : ok....so ill say a word and u shout out the first thing that comes to ur mind
2D : ya ok  
Me : murdoc
2D : SEX
Me : sex
2D : MURDOC
Me : oh i see where this is going....uhh short shorts
2D : SEXY MURDOC



2D : *playing with chibi muds sock puppets* aww...i love u *hugs them*
Murdoc : they are not real u know that right?.....
2D :  >80


2D : *all sad and calm and folding socks*
Murdoc : *spying on him thru a hole in the wall*  oh god thats hot
Me : wtf hes just folding socks
Murdoc : ANYTHING 2D IS AROUSING
Me : uhhh...ok
2D : SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT ME *cries*
Me : LOOK NOW U MADE HIM CRY
Murdoc : OMFG WELL WE HAVENT SEXED THINGS UP IN DAYS THATS WHY
Me : oh yeah like u do it every day
Murdoc : WELL...yeah
Me : WELL. i feel sad fer u guys.....and for ME CUZ I HAVE NUTHIN TO WATCH
Murdoc : yeah u better be sor-OMFG YOUVE BEEN WATCHING US??!??!
Me : YES...and a load of other ppl too 8D
Murdoc : OH SHIT I FEEL FILTHY
Me : U GUYS ARE FILTHY
Murdoc : OH U STUPID-- *goes to kill*
Me : OMFG 2DS ASKING FOR SEX
Murdoc : OMFG WHERE *turns around and screams*
Me : *runs*



2D : *trying on womens high heeled pointy hooker shoes*
Murdoc : are u...gay?.....
2D : NO im just.....curious


2D : Omg my hand has so many smells on it!! Hey Muds smell my hand!! *shoves his hand in murdocs face*
Murdoc : I dont wanna know where thats been...
2D : Oh many places!! Even all over u!
Murdoc : .........


2D : hey muds!
Murdoc : what
2D : LUIGI!!
Murdoc : MARIO!!
2D : *sticks toungue out all cute*



2D : I CANT BELIEVE MY NAME IS STUART
Murdoc : I CANT BELIEVE MY NAME IS MURDOC
Russel : I SEE MY NAME EVERYWHERE BUT ITS NOT ME
Noodle : I AM FOOD
2D :  *chews her arm* No I dont think so


2D : *sees muds* OMFG HI MUDS HIHIIHIHIHIIIII  OMG HI *is instantly soaked with sweat*
Murdoc : ........SEXNRRHHH


2D : *gets really mad at a butterfly* UUGGHH ITS IN MY PERSONAL SPACE GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY *swats at it*
Murdoc : *tazes 2D*


2D : HEY POOSE POOSE *throws bubble foam at noodles face*
Noodle : POOSE POOSE RUN AND COWER *RUN AND COWER*


2D : *digging a hole* POOSE POOSE WANNA GO TO CHINA WITH 2D
Noodle : POOSE POOSE NO CHINESE POOSE POOSE JAPANESE
2D : POOSE POOSE FAIL


2D : POOSE POOSE MUDSPOOSE *RAPE*
Murdoc : POOSE RAPE IS BAD


2D : *gets all sweaty and shaky and twitchy from playing burnout* HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS AND 'SPLOSIONS
Murdoc : HOLY SHIT MAN CALM DOWN
2D : *twitch* ...alrighty then...*tries to calm down*
Murdoc : good boy *pets his head*
2D : *gets sweaty and twitchy again from burnout five minutes later* DIDJA SEE THAT 'SPLOSION WHEN MY CAR FLIPPED??!?!??@@?$@%!
Murdoc : Yes i did and HOLY SHIT LIKE TAKE A FUCKING CHILL PILL
2D : ALLRIGHT *is all mad and takes a huge bottle of pills and collapses*



*in a chinese restaurant*
2D : *is wearing an electric dog collar and sees the lemon water hand wash stuff* OMFG THE SE CHINESE PEOPLE HAVE THE FRESHEST LEMONADE *drinks it*
Murdoc : 2D NO THATS NOT LEMONDE *shocks 2D*
2D : *screams and falls backwards in his chair and starts steaming*
Russel : *laughs at steaming 2D and eats his food*



2D : *eats a lemon and goes all sour and starts to cry*
Murdoc : *slaps the back of 2D's head* STOP IT


Murdoc : Your not gonna get any dessert till you finish your fish
2D : But I dont like the fish I wan--
Murdoc : EAT THE FISH
2D : *takes a really small bite* UUGGHH...I THINK I CHOKED..OK IM DONE D'8
Murdoc : ALL OF IT. NOW.
2D : BUT SERIOUSLY MUDS I REALLY DONT LIKE IT *hissy fit*



2D : *turns around really fast and spits everywhere and looks all handicap and screams* TROPICAL BREEZE



Me : *sprays 2D with Febreeze*
2D : I SMELL BEAUTIFUL



Murdoc : *throws a pillow at 2D's face*
2D : BLIP



Russel : Bom bom bom bom bom bom....
2D : LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Noodle : *weird dance*
Murdoc : *AIR HUMP LIKE FUTURE SHOP COMMERICAL SHOOTING HAPPY NEW YEAR LAZERS*



My version of why 2D's eyes are black:

TV infomercial : DONT BE FOOLED BY CHEAP IMMITATORS
2D : OH SHIT THE ONE I BOUGHT WAS A FAKE *pupils get instantly huge and freeze like that*



2D : OK GO
Me : *JUMP*
2D : FASTER
Me : *gets hit by a car*
2D : .......................i think u lose
Me :  *ZOMBIE*
2D : OI ITS PARTY TIME 8D



*2D and murdoc are both at the bottom of stairs*
Murdoc : *looks at 2D for a while then starts running up the stairs*
2D : *runs after him at the same time and runs right beside him*
Murdoc : *yells* STOP IT UR JUST MAKING IT HARDER
2D : *shoves himself into murdoc and keeps running with him anyways*
Murdoc : STOP IT I CANT RUN PROPERLY *runs faster then trips him*
2D : *falls down the stairs*


Murdoc : *breathes in 2Ds face*
2D : *dies*



Noodle : *SCREAMS IN JAPANESE*
2D : I CAN SPEAK UR LANGUAGE 8D !!!!1111!
Noodle : what then
2D : [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
Noodle : uh.....good *pats his head*

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sara
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2D: ITS TO HOT IN HERE!!  *goes outside*  ITS TO HOT OUT HERE!!!
Murdoc: SHUT UP GOD just stand by the fan..
2D: BUT THE FAN MOVES SIDE TO SIDE AND I HAVE TO MOVE WITH IT AND IT MAKES ME SWEAT!!!
Murdoc:  *leaves*
2D: hmm... *takes clothes off*
Murdoc:  *comes back with water*  OH WTF ARE YOU DOING  *falls over*


2D: *is in a pillow fort*  
Murdoc: *throws a fork at it*
2D: AHH IM UNDER ATTACK!!!





*murdoc touches ice and it melts *
2D: whoa murdoc your so hot
Murdoc: .....whats that mean?
2D: that your hot
Murdoc: ......your wrong 2D stop it...
2D: but yur- *murdoc hits him with a sock*


*2D is high*
2D: HEY MURDOC I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!!!  *runs to him*
Murdoc: oh god
2D:  *swats murdoc's ass with a fly swater*  WHADDYA THINK OF THAT?!?
Murdoc: ..........I dont know


Murdoc: ...2D stop..rubbing me..


Murdoc: hey 2D hows it hangin
2D: ......your not murdoc are you?
Murdoc: what?
2D: ....
Murdoc: FINALLY IM NICE AND YOR STILL GAY
2D: thats okay I love you too
Murdoc:  *growl*


Murdoc: *smashes into wall*
2D: are you sober?
Murdoc: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT NO WAY MAN
2D: okay..... *drinks beer*
Murdoc: we is livin the high life


2D: im so cool
Murdoc: *is in breifs* not as awsome as me
2D: I said COOL not AWSOME
Murdoc: ...I dont care Im still hotter gosh
2D: well then I'll be hot too *takes pants off*
Murdoc: that dont help to much ya know little man
2D: IM NOT LITTLE *takes boxers off* I WIN
Murdoc: I dont need this... *walks away*



2D: *is playing piano*
Noodle: that is very good
2D: ....I guess...not like anyone notices
Noodle: you talkin bout murdoc? hes mean
2D: yep.. *stops playing*
Murdoc: *walks in* soooo you guys LOVEEACHOTHER?!?
2D: WHOA YOU SAID THAT FAST
Noodle: 2D is just a freind grow up
Murdoc: IM FREAKING 39!
2D: HOLY MUDS YOUR OLD



2D: .......why is weird guy here?
Manson: Im not weird for the 27th time..
2D: Im 27 years old
Manson: Im 36 you weird spikey thing
2D: you aint nice...yur like muds
Manson: yeah okay..
Murdoc: whoa why is manson here?
2D: I dunno I found him sitting outside
Murdoc: and you brang him in here?
2D: no I had booze and he took it and came in
Manson: that was some good alchohol


2D: oum noum noum... *chewing on a sock*
Murdoc: what is your problem brainache?!
2D: I unno this sock smells sexy..
Murdoc: ..............OI THATS MINE!




2D: CHEERS!!
Murdoc: *smashes glass into 2Ds face*


Murdoc:  uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................Im satan
2D: IM JESUS!  *tries to fly but falls over*


2D: ..hey.....murdoc..
Murdoc: whaaaaaaaaaattttt....................
2D: SPIDER *throws it at murdoc*
Murdoc: OMFG GET IT OFF *takes shirt off*
2D: ....................8D


2D: GET IT GET IT *points to crotch*
Murdoc: WTF NO I DONT WANT THAT REALLY
2D: NO GRAB IT
Murdoc: NO YOU WILL GET HORNY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE HORRIBLE
2D: NO I DROPPED MY FAG DOWN THERE GET IT
Murdoc: JESUS YOU GET IT HORNY BOY


2D: *is standing in the carpark*
Murdoc: *rides past in a golf cart pointing at him*  TAAAAAAAARD


Murdoc: 2D IS SCREAMING AGAIN!!
Russel: he always is get used to it


2D: *is licking a spoon with cookie dough on it*
Murdoc: *is staring at him*
2D: your lookin at me funny.....are you horny?



2D: HEY!! MR.SEXY MAN!
Murdoc: what? why do you have to call me that?



2D: HEY MUDS HEEEEEEEEY  *slaps his ass with a fairy wand*
Murdoc: that was shiney..
2D:  *sticks fairy wand in mouth*
Murdoc: uhg that was near MY ASS



2D: ...murdoc..?
Murdoc: whaaaat?
2D: ....I took some ov yur pillies..
Murdoc: ...? I dont have pi- OMFG GET AWAY


WOOOOO  *2D pounces murdoc*
murdoc: ....this is gunna go somewhere..
2D: WHERE TO THE CARNIVAL?! *exited*




2D: ASS FACE DOG *makes noises*
Murdoc: your insulting
2D: NOPE IM MAGIC *waves hands*
Murdoc: your shirt is comming up
2D: *looks down* I HAVE HIPS IM LIKE A GIRL
Murdoc: *grabs 2D and runs*



murdoc: Ive made my choice
2D: on what?
murdoc: we where just talking about it!
2D: ...*eats bagel*
murdoc: welll anyways Ive made my choice that pants suck
2D: you never wear pants anyways..
murdoc: ......I know...*looks at feet*
2D: *looks at muds feet* your toes are scary



murdoc: BOMBS!!!!!!!!
2D: FIRE BOMBS *has fireworks*
murdoc: you are so gunna kill yourself



murdoc: 2D
2D: YES!!
murdoc: you need damage control
2D: DAMN I THOUGHT THIS WAS IMPORTANT *puts shirt back on*


2D: EAT FACE!!
Muds: yeah I will...EAT YOURS! *attacking growling and noises*



2D: dont you wish your girlfreind was as hot as mee
Murdoc: whats that mean? that your a GIRL!?



*blue hair eveywhere in the kitchen*
Murdoc: hey two dents...where you useing the blender on your head?
2D: *walks into kitchen* no...I was SHEDDING *itches head and bunch of hair falls out*
Murdoc:  ...



2D: annnnnnnnd dont do drugs kids!!  *takes a load of pills and passes out *



2D: stop being american
russle: but I-
murdoc:  *attacks 2D and bits his shoulder*
2D: AH GOD OH YEAH  *rolls around*
russle: what the HELL  *BLEEDS*



Murdoc: IM FIRST AID TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
2D: uh..okay..*does what murdoc says*
Murdoc: WELL YOU GOTS BRUISES *pokes them*
2D: ow



murdoc: can you stop being an annoying ass?
2D: as soon as you stop being so sexy


2D: *is bouncing on russles bed*
murdoc: russ wont like this ya know..
2D: HE WILL NEVER KNOW *crashes through bed and breaks it*
russle: wtf what is going on here?!
2D: wellllllllll I was getting funky wif..
murdoc: SHUT UP NO I WASENT *runs*



me: omg eat murdoc 2D quick
2D: but i cant find him anywhere!!!!
me: you gotta go fast or he will never be seen again
2D: UHAUHA NRRRHH
murdoc: you got a problem
me: QUICK HE APPEARED EAT HIM
murdoc: OH JESUS!! *runs*
2D: *runs after him and pounces him*
murdoc: AHHHHHHHH HES GOT ME OH LORD
2D: *licks murdocs cheek* 83
me: WHOA WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS I ONLY SAID TO HUG HIM



2D: you dont love me do you...
Murdoc: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NO. but its somewhere in there....somewhere deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep down...
2D: WHERE?! I'LL FIND IT *tries to look in Murdoc's pants*


2D: HOOOOOOLY WHAAAAAAT *points at a plastic chair*
russel: its just a plastic chair..
2D: OMFG
murdoc: *sits in chair*
2D: *gets really angry and pushes him off the chair*



2D: *runs extreamly fast but hes on drugs so it looks weird and face plants into murdoc*
Murdoc: get yur body offa my body



2D: STOP EATING MY FREINDS!!!!  
murdoc: they are SKITTLES YOU ASS
2D: THEY ARE THE COLOR OF RAINBOWS *waves arms around*
murdoc: your the color of rainbows you gay
2D: I LOVE YOU TOO



2D: SOOOO MURDOC TAKING A SHOWER HUH?
murdoc: WTF HOWD YOU EVEN GET IN HERE
2D: *gets stressed* YOU KNOW JUST UHHHH HANGIN OUT



Me: QUICK MURDOC DO CPR TO 2D HES PASSED OUT AND ISENT BREATHING AND IM STUPID
Murdoc: BUT THEN I GOTTA TOUCH HIM
Me: YOU TOUCH HIM AT NIGHT
Murdoc: WHAT HAVE YOU HERD


2D: HEY sir gut-load
murdoc: ....*sucks in beer belly*


2D: *pokes murdoc's belly fat* hey muds...is that fat?
Murdoc: no
2D: ...does it mean your full of beer?
Murdoc: no
2D: .....THEN YOUR PREGNANT 8D
Murdoc: NO!!!!!1 GOD
2D: ...what if I get pregnant
murdoc: *walks away*
2D: *looks all scared* ......I need help....



Murdoc: stop...dribbling on me...
2D: *turns around really fast and sprays him with spit*



Murdoc: everyone says im ugly
2D: I think ur very hot *goes to pet his head* OMG WHATS IN UR HAIR *runs away screaming*



2D: IF YOU TAKE MY NAME, STU, AND PUT MY NICKNAMES LETTER ON THE END IT MAKES STUD!!
Murdoc: take the U away ad its STD
2D: thats what you have isent it?
Murdoc: YOU HAVE THEM TOO NOW LOLOLOL



2D: *hears murdoc from outside the shower curtain*
Murdoc: *is actually outside the door talking*
2D: *franticlly tries to get outta the shower but gets caught in the shower curtain and falls on the floor*
Murdoc: *slams door open*
2D: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE...I dont know what it looks like cause I cant see..but....uhmm..hi muds 83
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tash
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*2D goes to his 2nd class of kindergarden*
Teacher: Ok class! Does everyone knows what the word "Dope" means?
2D: *waves both hands in the air* Ooo OOO!! ME ME PICK ME OHH I KNOW!!
Teacher: Okay! why dont you come up and write it on the board!
2D: *suddenly gets high and pupils get really big* OKAY!! IM SPECIAL!!
2D: *walks up to board and writes his name all over the board* GO-RILL-AZ!!!
Teacher: What do you mean " Go-rill-az"?!
2D: *points chalk in teachers face* GO-RILL-AZ!!!
Teacher: *Takes chalk away from him* No no no!!
2D: *Takes chalk back* NO NO NO NO NO NO!!


2D: *sits down and watched TV and sees a commercial with murdoc in it*
Murdoc: *does a sexy dance on a stop sign with "I like to move it" in the bg* BUY AIDS!!! CALL 1-800-MURDOC-LOVES-YOUR-ASS
2D: YES YES YES!!!!!!! *dials*


2D: *gets one of murdocs condoms* ITS LIKE A GLOVE FOR YOUR GIBBLETS!!


2D: *finds a pile of crap on the ground* ALLRIGHT!! RIBS!! *Eats it*



2D: OK GUYS! I just spoke with our producer and our new album will be better than ever, we're even gonna have more contests and then we wi- *hiccups* *farts and shoot shit everywhere exploding the TV too* AWWWGHGHHH!! *runs away crying*



2D: *has a toy gun* I WILL DESTWOY YOU!!!
Murdoc: *Is sitting there with jello* Go away stuwie....
2D: *shoots suction cup* BWAHAAA I GWOTCHU!!
Murdoc: *throws jello* GO AWAY!!
2D: *pretends to die*



Murdoc: *is poking 2d* POKE, POKE, POKE, POKE, POKE!!!
2D: NOOO *laughs* Stwop it!!! NOOOO
Murdoc: *starts punching* PUNCH,PUNCH,PUNCH,PUNCH!!!
2D: NOO SERIOUSLY ITS LIKE REALLY STARTING TO KILL *gets knocked out*



2D: *runs past with no pants* GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!!
Murdoc: YOU FREAKING QUEER LOSER
2D: *keeps going*




2D: I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!
Murdoc: YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, WANT IT!!
2D: *smiles sexily*
Murdoc:....your lucky i havnt had a good romp in a while
2D: *JUMPS*



2D: *has ribs in his hands* IIIIITS POOO!! *throws at murdoc*
Murdoc: WTF AWGHERHRGH *anger spit*